the worlds hardest riddle?

Rona Espalin: Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!Yo momma is so stupid she fell under a parked car!Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!BEST FOR LAST:Yo momma is so stupid when her IQ results came back it said: "Negative"!

Thurman Buege: he couldnt read it because the lites were off and he thought he went blind

Jamika Gregorio: Heat.

Cole Desher: i really need to smile right now. will give best answer to someone who makes me laugh. you have till 5pm today. good luck and thanks.

Torrie Weissenbach: he was a lighthouse keeper and a boat crashed that night.

Antonia Mogg: Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix ! was a dance record by cats.Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.Yo Mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!Yo Mama so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.Yo Mama so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.Yo Mama so fat, she could sell shade.Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.Yo Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.Yo Mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.Yo Mama so fat, we ran around her twice and got lost.Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.Yo Momma! so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the! screen.Yo Momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.Yo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.Yo Momma so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."Yo Momma so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on....Show more

Ervin Overbee: its either pressure or no...

Ilana Gaster: Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooo fat it takes her this looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong to moves from one place to another. Sorry about the language. Yo mamma got in the way of my speech.

Donovan Stallons: he couldnt read it because the lites were off and he thought he went blind

Maria Devenney: dang it. apparently my level isn't high enough to rate an answer. s! orry about that. if someone will be a doll and give "NanasPie" a thumbs up, that would be great. if nothing else, i thought it was adorable. thanks. :)

Berry Gilmore: "if you pull a trigger really slowly the gun won't work"he wasnt a very smart man =D

Blaine Connett: TIME!!

Jackelyn Archut: Thats simple GOD he does all that stuff!!!

Jodie Capella: Hi Jane. Have you read the book. Death On The Cliffs. by Eileen Dover.All the best Ken.

Flor Lizardi: My two boys playing toy guns........BANG!! BANG!! I got you, you're dead.....No you didn't get me, you missed.....No I did not miss, I got you.....No you didn't get me, I ducked.....No I got you before you ducked. MOMMY!! JOEY ISN'T PLAYING RIGHT, I KILLED HIM AND NOW HE WON'T DIE.EDIT- I shouldn't tell you this since you are going to give Nana best answer, but it is what it is.You have to wait until an hour after you post your questions before you can give best answer to someone....Show more

El! iseo Luma: That Obama became president.

Rosio Pasculli: no i cann! ot guess this riddlekindergartner's will just say no but Harvard graduates refuse not to understand

Jerrod Guilfoil: no

Ricardo Rozelle: God?????

Mark Hovanes: one minute...

Freddy Shutler: The correct answer is "NO"That's why kids get it right!The final line gives it away.

Adam Momaya: yo mama so fat her blood type is ham

Delora Struzzi: Your mom is a joke.

Curt Broadhead: 2 cupcakes in an oven.Cupcake 1: Its getting hot in hereCupcake 2: HOLY CHIZNITS BATMAN A TALKING CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!

Tomeka Hameen: LOl no. The riddle is can u guess it and i say no

Ardath Templer: yo mama so fat she should get liposuction.

Olin Hallin: ok so this man who lived alone was going to bed and he turned out ALL the lights. The next morning he read the news paper and because of something he read in the newspaper he killed himself what did he read? ♥SARAH♥ p.s. sorry if i dont remember everything my brother told me. â˜! º

Georgianna Zollo: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? time???????????????????????????????????????????????????...Show more

Linwood Mccory: ummm..onions?...lol

Maurice Breuning: yo mama is so fat that dora couldnt even explore her

Chastity Doderer: pressure

Gennie Shauer: The lights were out so he thought he was blind and obama became president (it was a bad day!!!)

Elsie Resner: Time! there is a whole poem about it..... The whole thing about Harvard is a hoax.....

Adam Momaya: No, I cant guess the riddle. Although I wish I could, we as a society have a better chance at unifying the theory of relativit! y with atomic nuclear forces than solving this riddle.

Sibyl Siwi! k: your momma so fat you gotta take 2 buses and a taxi to get on her good side.your mom so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd gradeyour mom so old when i told her to act her age she diedyour mom so old her birth certificate says expired.

Malissa Porth: Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Maria Bengston: yeah and the very common one i find in the net.got bored with it

Boyce Gilhooly: NO

Rona Espalin: Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 is when she hit the scale!Yo mama so fat when she put on a red sweater, every body started screaming, "ahh, it's the Kool-Aid guy!"Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claim! ed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"Yo mama so f! at when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat she ! fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a! booger shot out of george washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!Yo mama so fat when she bunjee jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!...Show more

Nestor Klan: First witch: Shall I buy black or blue candles?Second witch: Which one burns longer?First witch: Neither, they both burn shorter.Why did the witch give up fortune telling?There was no future in itA ghost came home one night and his wife said, "Are you drunk again?" He said, "No, of course, not. How dare you!" She! replied, "Well, you look legless." A nightclub magician is driving dow! n the road…and he turns into a driveway!A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”Tow truck sign…Drink and Drive! We need the business!A man goes into a bar where a cat is sitting in a chair playing poker. He asks, “Is that cat really playing poker?” And the bartender says, “Yeah, but he’s not very good. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail.”What’s the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk!A goldfish flops into a pub and looks at the barkeep. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”...Show more